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Jewish Mother Sweater Alert: Hawaii. On the bright side, it's 35 degrees in Fairbanks, AK.

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Note to Craigslisters: "Neutral" and "Tasteful" are not always the same thing. In fairness to the sellers, they didn't mention anything about the pattern.

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Just how many jumps does it take?  It's like some sort of macabre Tootsie Pop routine - or maybe just a bad headline.



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Heck, I'd even throw in a dictionary.

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...and the Excellence in Headlines Award goes to:   Time




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Chinese athletes are shown practicing for the newest Olympic event, the Perp Walk.  The United States team hopes not to place in this event.

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In other news, all your base are belong to us.

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There are times when shopping online via Google seems like a good idea. This isn't one of them: Ouch. Don't think you'll find that in a store around here.

Suddenly, the rusting bottle opener I currently own is looking better and better. Having recently set eyes on my MIL's former pet fish - now mounted to the wall above the fish tank housing the current fish - I'm left to wonder what we could do with the current fish when he/she dies. Or our cats, for that matter. But this train of thought is just sick and wrong, as #1 Son would say.

Maybe I'll just wait until the kids go back to school and go to the mall. But not Springfield Mall - wouldn't want to get carjacked/raped/murdered/crime du jour'd. Or perhaps I'll just stick to Amazon - their offerings aren't nearly this exciting, but they just managed a two-day delivery item in under one day. Pretty impressive.

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Thank goodness - I thought I was just going nuts!

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Smile. Nod. Delete.  An easy way to manage so many aspects of your life.  Stick around and I'll tell you why.

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