Just read this headline out loud to BUMD to determine whether or not I'd be going to hell alone. Guess I'll have company.

Current Mood: mischievous

You say "Vintage,", I say "Junk Yard."

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Current Mood: mischievous

This definitely conjures up images of violence and dictionaries.



Clearly English isn't the seller's first language (at least, I hope not). Kudos to them for learning a second language.

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Current Mood: uncomfortable

Sheesh - even the extortionists are getting lazy. They may as well have posted this on Twitter.

Current Mood: cynical

This looks like an article from The Onion. Alas, it's real. The headlines on this site are definitely made for the radio. Also, I love the WTF look on the kid's face. Priceless.

Current Mood: weird

This: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14506787

No words.

Current Mood: nauseated

Ok, kids, it's like this - when two nice end tables really love each other and get married, they can make coffee tables. Or something like that.

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Current Mood: mischievous

This is apparently outpatient surgery at it's finest - he had open-heart surgery during workouts at a health club? Now that's a dedicated athlete.

Current Mood: amused

What lucky kids:



Maybe their parents can pick up a copy of Strunk and White for themselves. I'd offer them a keyboard, but clearly their caps do work (if only for shouting).

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Current Mood: bitchy

My brother's motto is "if it's free it's for me." I'll disagree with him here. Craigslist has lots of great things, but this is one of those "risky" purchases they warn you about. At least they're free. Hopefully, they haven't been used. I'm guessing this is the case, based on the "novelty item" and "may or may not work" comments.

Current Mood: pessimistic